Things Said About France . . . true and funny

"France has neither winter nor summer nor morals. Apart from these drawbacks it is a fine country. France has usually been governed by prostitutes." ---Mark Twain

"I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me." --- General George S. Patton

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"Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordion." --Norman Schwartzkopf

"We can stand here like the French, or we can do something about it." ---- Marge Simpson

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"As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure" ---Jacques Chirac, President of France

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"As far as France is concerned, you're right." ---Rush Limbaugh

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"The only time France wants us to go to war is when the German Army is sitting in Paris sipping coffee." --- Regis Philbin

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Next time there's a war in Europe, the loser has to keep France.

An old saying: Raise your right hand if you like the French.... Raise BOTH hands if you ARE French.

"You know, the French remind me a little bit of an aging actress of the 1940s who was still trying to dine out on her looks but doesn't have the face for it." ---John McCain, U.S. Senator from Arizona

I don't know why people are surprised that France won't help us get Saddam out of Iraq. After all, France wouldn't help us get the Germans out of France!"
---Jay Leno

"The last time the French asked for 'more proof' it came marching into Paris under a German flag." --David Letterman

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