Top 16 Country Songs

Who says country music doesn't have its pulse on everyman? Have a good week. Jm

16. It's Hard to Kiss the Lips at Night That Chewed Yore Ass Out All Day Long
15. Iffen I Can't Be Number One in Yore Life, Then Number Two on You
14. If the Phone Don't Rang, You'll Know It's Me
13. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
12. I Liked You Better 'Fore I Got to Know You So Well
11. I Still Miss Ya Baby, but Muh Aim's Gittin' Better
10. I Wouldn't Take Her to a Dog Fight 'Cause I'm Afeared She'd Win
9. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, but Let's Honeymoon Tonight
8. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like You're Still Here
7. Iffen I'd Shot You When I First Wanted to, I'd Be Out of Prison by Now
6. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Shore Do Miss Him
5. She Got the Rang and I Got the Finger
4. You're the Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
3. Her Teeth Was Stained but Her Heart Were Pure
2. She's Lookin' Better After Ever Beer

And the Number one song is. . . . .

1. I Ain't Never Gone to Bed With Ugly Women, but I've Shore Woken Up With a Few
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